![]() When I was at bat, I couldn’t hear Blue’s calls. ![]() I played catcher I was always good at playing catch.īAD RED DOG: Working that jackhammer took its toll on my hearing. We got sent up to the Big Dog House for a nickel, and while we were there we did hard labor during the day and played baseball in the kenneltentiary league in the evenings.īAD YELLOW DOG: Blue Dog looks like he’s shoveling, but he’s really just posing. We were on a leash gang, so to speak.īAD RED DOG: Bad Yellow and I had been busted for knocking over a liquor store. Work and PlayīAD YELLOW DOG: What most people don’t realize is that Bad Red and I weren’t breaking rocks because we enjoyed that sort of thing. PINK DOG: He doesn’t complain about my taste in lingerie. YELLOW DOG: It’s not just that the hats were ugly: the construction was shoddy, the materials were complete-pardon my French-dog crap… she had the worst taste in hats. One time he literally stole the feather out of my cap! We’d meet up in some random place, I’d try to start a conversation, and he’d rain on my parade. ![]() PINK DOG: He had this ridiculous cane and bowler… I think it was one of those boy-bites-girl’s-ears type courtships. And I was determined not to look as poor as I really was. I also judged amateur haberdashery contests. YELLOW DOG: I had a steady job going up and down in a bucket. ![]() That was one cool cat, if you’ll forgive the expression. BLUE DOG: Everyone I knew had a thing for Pink Dog. ![]()
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